Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Fee Fun

The New Yorker chimes in with a satire on the latest round of airline fees:

"Luggage surcharges are old news at my airline....Staring blankly at the seat back in front of you for the entire flight is no longer permitted on my airline. If you have brought nothing to read, a book will be provided for your use, at a charge of fifty dollars. Flipping through the airline magazine or the duty-free catalogue in your seat pocket is allowed only while the aircraft is on the ground and other reading matter is temporarily inaccessible."

Check out the full Shout & Murmur by David Owen here.

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